Britney Spears was spotted at Dominic restaurant wearing a leopard print bra under a very see-through shirt. It’s not like anybody’s expecting her to show up in her Sunday best, but Jesus. I know prostitutes with better fashion sense than this. And, well, let’s be honest, probably less sexual experience.
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Jenna Fischer (Pam from The Office) fractured four bones in her back Monday night after slipping on the marble steps at Buddakan.
A friend said she spent the night in St. Vincent’s hospital and had to cancel an appearance on “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” and a Harper’s Bazaar shoot. Fischer’s rep, Lewis Kay, said yesterday she’s “doing much better and is resting at her hotel. Her husband [director James Gunn] flew in to be with her.”
She’s lucky she’s not paralyzed. And how did she fracture four bones from slipping? Is she made out of glass? I got hit by a truck once while napping in the street and all I suffered was a headache. Although the truck exploded on impact and I think the driver died. Maybe all the ladies are right. Maybe I am too manly.
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Britney Spears has posted a message to her fans on her official site, saying:
The reason for this letter is to let everyone know that their prayers have truly helped me. I am so blessed that you care enough about me to be concerned and will continue to live in this brighter state with all of you by my side during this trying time. We are all lights of the world and we all need to continuously inspire others and look to the higher power. You are all in my prayers.
Godspeed.
Love, Britney
What the hell is she talking about here? And who is she addressing? I’m surprised she didn’t thank all the unicorns and invite everybody to the party she’s throwing on the moon.
NOTE: I travel at no speed but ludicrous speed.
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Jodie Marsh attended the photocall for her MTV reality show “Totally Jodie Marsh: Who’ll Take Her Up The Aisle” in which she looks for a husband in a nationwide casting call in the UK. And really, who wouldn’t want to marry this? The class. The dignity. The great fashion sense. But most of all the class. It’d be like marrying the Monopoly man, only much much classier.
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Kim Kardashian showed up to the Sons of Hollywood party looking completely different than we’re used to seeing her: not covered in pee! Just kidding (but really not). I don’t know if it’s the red lipstick or what, but her face is almost unrecognizable. Like that punk I beat up the other day for hitting on my woman. He claims he was just asking the time, but I know the truth. I saw the way he tapped his wrist and inquisitively asked, “Do you have the time?” I would’ve been an ass not to beat him up.
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52-year-old Bruce Willis is reportedly dating 23-year-old Playmate Tamara Witmer, who is only five years older than his daughter Rumer. Tamara says:
“He’s got the sexiest voice!” she says. “He’s so smooth and suave. I don’t mind the bald head. He’s really good looking in person.”
As long as she’s cool with it then so am I. If you can show me a 52-year-old that could turn this down I’ll show you a 52-year-old that’s a homosexual.
A few more shots of Tamara Witmer after the jump.
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Britney Spears is allegedly so mad at her mom for urging her into rehab she’s cut off all communication with her and even refused to visit her in the hospital on Mother’s Day.
“Britney has cut off all communication with her mom,” a “friend” of the 25-year-old singer told the National Enquirer. “She’s gone from calling Lynne ten times a day to flat-out refusing to speak to her.” Lynne, 52, was hospitalized in southern California recently when a bout of the flu turned into pneumonia. The Star is reporting a similar story. “Britney says her mom betrayed her and she refuses to get over it,” the source told the Enquirer. “When she was told to give her mom a call, Britney said: ‘I’m busy, I have my own kids now.’ ”
Britney Spears has always had really good judgement and makes great decisions, so I’m sure this was for the […]
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Charlize Theron was spotted “catwalking” in front of a restaurant for almost five minutes as bystanders looked on in confusion.
Spies outside downtown eatery La Esquina saw the star “putting on a show . . . catwalking in front of the restaurant.” One bystander asked, “What’s wrong with her?” Another told Page Six, “She was doing that walk for almost five minutes.”
Why do the pretty ones always have to be so stupid? She seems adorable enough, but what the hell is this? I’m surprised nobody stopped her and asked if she needed help finding her way home, making sure to speak extra slowly so she could understand. And, uh, here she is trying to make out with a pirate.
For British eyes only!
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Jessica Alba has a nice little photoshoot with GQ which you can check out here. Although you have to hand it to them for managing to take somebody as hot as Jessica Alba and making her look like a stroke victim. Is uncontrollable drooling supposed to be sexy? Because if it is, I’ve got a grandmother that would knock their socks off.
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For some reason Lindsay Lohan has topped Maxim’s 2007 Hot 100 List. And by topped I mean topped. As in number one. I don’t know what the fuck is going on over at Maxim but I suspect their editors have all been replaced by 12-year-old girls. Or the mentally challenged. Or the blind. Wherever you are right now I bet you could point to three people hotter than Lindsay Lohan. Hell, you could point to the fax machine on your desk and you’d still be correct.
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