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A woman claims Lindsay Lohan stole over $10,000 worth of clothes and accessories after visiting the woman’s apartment while she was away for a few days. Unfortunately, Lindsay won’t face felony grand theft charges because Los Angeles prosecutors can’t prove the case, with the rejection notice saying a house sitter had invited Lohan over and told authorities that she had given Lohan some clothing.
However, a plaid shirt that Lohan supposedly was wearing didn’t match photos of a shirt that the alleged victim said was missing. “The bottom line is that Lohan can’t be shown to have been seen either taking or to have been later in possession of missing items and items she can be shown to have possessed were with (the housesitter’s) permission,” Deputy District Attorney Greg Somes wrote in the rejection notice.
So basically the house sitter invited Lindsay Lohan over and gave all the owner’s clothes away to […]

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Anne Heche’s divorce has gotten nasty after her estranged husband called her a poor parent with “bizarre and delusional behavior,” and requested $33,000 a month in support and primary custody of their 5-year-old son.
Heche, 37, countered by releasing a statement saying Laffoon has “resorted to lies with the court because Anne would not cave in to his astronomical money demands” – including what Heche said was actually $45,000 in monthly support. “For the past several years, the child’s father has refused to get a job in order to contribute financially to the child’s care,” says the statement.
In her autobiography, Call Me Crazy, Anne says she was mentally ill the first 31 years of her life after being sexually abused by her dad, claiming she had an alter ego that was the daughter of God and half-sibling of Jesus named “Celestia” who had contacts with extraterrestrial life forms. No, seriously. […]

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John Stamos may or may not be a demon. Judging by his belly button I’m going with may.

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When somebody accidentally puts you number one on their list of hottest women, it’s only fair you show up to their party dressed like this to let them know what a horrible mistake they’ve made. Yeah, okay, it’s not like Lindsay Lohan is deformed, but there’s no way she should be number one on anybody’s list of hottest women. The only list she should ever top is Most Likely To Misspell Cat.

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Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best got into a huge fight at the Soho Grand Monday night after Lindsay accused him of cheating on her. The two started screaming at each other in the penthouse and then somehow ended up in the lobby. A source says:
“Calum’s clothes were torn, and after a few minutes, they got back into the elevator and went back to their room,” said one onlooker. Lohan seemed unfazed by reports of her British beau canoodling with another girl in the islands Friday night - but Best’s raunchy behavior at Cipriani Downtown on Sunday might have sent her over the edge. Our spies saw Best “collecting numbers from all the models” every time Lohan’s back was turned.
Additionally, last week a room-service staffer claims he saw Calum in bed with another girl when he was asked to restock their minibar around 4 am.
According to our source, Best […]

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Paris Hilton’s jail sentence has been cut in half from 45 days to 23 due to “good behavior.” Additionally, they’ll be giving her her own special needs housing unit separated from the other prisoners.
“This was decided because of her high profile,” Whitmore told Reuters. “She will do fine if she follows the rules.”
I’m not going to argue with the special needs housing unit, because, well, that sounds about right, but what is this good behavior they’re talking about? The only thing she’s done so far is show up late to her court hearing. Oh, she didn’t murder anybody? That’s another 23 days off. At this rate they’ll end up sending her on a Hawaii vacation and apologizing.

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Britney Spears was spotted at Dominic restaurant wearing a leopard print bra under a very see-through shirt. It’s not like anybody’s expecting her to show up in her Sunday best, but Jesus. I know prostitutes with better fashion sense than this. And, well, let’s be honest, probably less sexual experience.

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Jenna Fischer (Pam from The Office) fractured four bones in her back Monday night after slipping on the marble steps at Buddakan.
A friend said she spent the night in St. Vincent’s hospital and had to cancel an appearance on “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” and a Harper’s Bazaar shoot. Fischer’s rep, Lewis Kay, said yesterday she’s “doing much better and is resting at her hotel. Her husband [director James Gunn] flew in to be with her.”
She’s lucky she’s not paralyzed. And how did she fracture four bones from slipping? Is she made out of glass? I got hit by a truck once while napping in the street and all I suffered was a headache. Although the truck exploded on impact and I think the driver died. Maybe all the ladies are right. Maybe I am too manly.

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Britney Spears has posted a message to her fans on her official site, saying:
The reason for this letter is to let everyone know that their prayers have truly helped me. I am so blessed that you care enough about me to be concerned and will continue to live in this brighter state with all of you by my side during this trying time. We are all lights of the world and we all need to continuously inspire others and look to the higher power. You are all in my prayers.
Godspeed.
Love, Britney
What the hell is she talking about here? And who is she addressing? I’m surprised she didn’t thank all the unicorns and invite everybody to the party she’s throwing on the moon.
NOTE: I travel at no speed but ludicrous speed.

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Jodie Marsh attended the photocall for her MTV reality show “Totally Jodie Marsh: Who’ll Take Her Up The Aisle” in which she looks for a husband in a nationwide casting call in the UK. And really, who wouldn’t want to marry this? The class. The dignity. The great fashion sense. But most of all the class. It’d be like marrying the Monopoly man, only much much classier.

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