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Kim Kardashian showed up to the Sons of Hollywood party looking completely different than we’re used to seeing her: not covered in pee! Just kidding (but really not). I don’t know if it’s the red lipstick or what, but her face is almost unrecognizable. Like that punk I beat up the other day for hitting on my woman. He claims he was just asking the time, but I know the truth. I saw the way he tapped his wrist and inquisitively asked, “Do you have the time?” I would’ve been an ass not to beat him up.

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52-year-old Bruce Willis is reportedly dating 23-year-old Playmate Tamara Witmer, who is only five years older than his daughter Rumer. Tamara says:
“He’s got the sexiest voice!” she says. “He’s so smooth and suave. I don’t mind the bald head. He’s really good looking in person.”
As long as she’s cool with it then so am I. If you can show me a 52-year-old that could turn this down I’ll show you a 52-year-old that’s a homosexual.
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Britney Spears is allegedly so mad at her mom for urging her into rehab she’s cut off all communication with her and even refused to visit her in the hospital on Mother’s Day.
“Britney has cut off all communication with her mom,” a “friend” of the 25-year-old singer told the National Enquirer. “She’s gone from calling Lynne ten times a day to flat-out refusing to speak to her.” Lynne, 52, was hospitalized in southern California recently when a bout of the flu turned into pneumonia. The Star is reporting a similar story. “Britney says her mom betrayed her and she refuses to get over it,” the source told the Enquirer. “When she was told to give her mom a call, Britney said: ‘I’m busy, I have my own kids now.’ ”
Britney Spears has always had really good judgement and makes great decisions, so I’m sure this was for the […]

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Charlize Theron was spotted “catwalking” in front of a restaurant for almost five minutes as bystanders looked on in confusion.
Spies outside downtown eatery La Esquina saw the star “putting on a show . . . catwalking in front of the restaurant.” One bystander asked, “What’s wrong with her?” Another told Page Six, “She was doing that walk for almost five minutes.”
Why do the pretty ones always have to be so stupid? She seems adorable enough, but what the hell is this? I’m surprised nobody stopped her and asked if she needed help finding her way home, making sure to speak extra slowly so she could understand. And, uh, here she is trying to make out with a pirate.
For British eyes only!

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Jessica Alba has a nice little photoshoot with GQ which you can check out here. Although you have to hand it to them for managing to take somebody as hot as Jessica Alba and making her look like a stroke victim. Is uncontrollable drooling supposed to be sexy? Because if it is, I’ve got a grandmother that would knock their socks off.

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For some reason Lindsay Lohan has topped Maxim’s 2007 Hot 100 List. And by topped I mean topped. As in number one. I don’t know what the fuck is going on over at Maxim but I suspect their editors have all been replaced by 12-year-old girls. Or the mentally challenged. Or the blind. Wherever you are right now I bet you could point to three people hotter than Lindsay Lohan. Hell, you could point to the fax machine on your desk and you’d still be correct.

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Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson were spotted in Hollywood Monday night catching the Damnwells’ show at the Troubadour. They arrived separately and greeted each other with a hug and a kiss on the lips.
“In the foyer they were talking and had their hands all over each other,” says the source. “He kissed her a couple more times in the club. He was totally sweet. She went to the restroom and he went to check up on her.”
Ryan Reynolds used to be engaged to Alanis Morissette, so to go from that to Scarlett Johansson is like trading in a Kia for a Ferrari. I’m surprised his penis didn’t explode the first time he met her. I’m also surprised at how much I can bench press. 800 pounds! That’s a lot, right?
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Lindsay Lohan and her mom are being sued by a freelance photographer who claims Lindsay hit him with her mom’s car back in March. The photographer is claiming he “sustained severe and permanent personal injuries” including injuries to both knees for which he was “still getting medical treatment.” The photographer’s lawyer says he’s seeking unspecified monetary damages “for his pain and suffering and his lost wages.”
If you remember the incident, Lindsay sort of bumps him with her car and then he drops to the ground and starts flailing around. Now I’m not calling him a liar, but he’s lying. And he’s a liar. I want Lindsay to go down as much as everybody else, but not for this. If anything, the guy should be thanking her for giving him a car massage.
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Christina Aguilera was spotted at Teddy’s last Friday with her makeup done up about as whorish as she’s ever done it. And for some reason she looks nothing like Christina Aguilera. I’ve got a roast turkey in my fridge that looks more like Christina Aguilera than this.

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A rep for Denise Richards confirms that Denise and Richie Sambora have ended their year-long relationship which, if you recall, took place among rumors that Sambora cheated on Heather Locklear, that Richards betrayed her friend, and that Charlie Sheen abused Richards.
“They broke up two months ago, back in March, but they have remained close friends.” When asked what caused the breakup, the rep answered: “Timing.”
They split up two months ago? And not a single person cared enough to cover it? Wow, these two are really riding the popularity train. If their stardom gets any bigger it might consume our galaxy.
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